Today’s ghastly groaner

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Why do chicken coops have two doors?

If they had four doors they would be chicken sedans.

— Rollin Russell

Keep them coming!

Send us your best bad, corny, punny jokes and let’s groan together.

Let’s keep it clean. Let’s not be mean, and have a few silly laughs.

Email your ghastly groaners. with your full name and hometown, to: mdolan@cdapress.com

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