Joe and Pete were sitting in a bar when the 10 o’clock news came on. The lead story was a man attempting suicide by jumping off a bridge.
Joe said, “I’ll bet you $20 he jumps.”
Pete said, “You’re on.”
Five minutes later, the man jumped and Pete handed Joe $20.
“No man, I can’t take this. I saw this on the 6 o’clock news.”
“So did I, but I never thought he’d be stupid enough to do it twice.”
— Jim Mowreader
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