Today’s ghastly groaner

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Joe and Pete were sitting in a bar when the 10 o’clock news came on. The lead story was a man attempting suicide by jumping off a bridge.

Joe said, “I’ll bet you $20 he jumps.”

Pete said, “You’re on.”

Five minutes later, the man jumped and Pete handed Joe $20.

“No man, I can’t take this. I saw this on the 6 o’clock news.”

“So did I, but I never thought he’d be stupid enough to do it twice.”

— Jim Mowreader

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Send us your best bad, corny, punny jokes and let’s groan together.

Let’s keep it clean. Let’s not be mean, and have a few silly laughs.

Email your ghastly groaners. with your full name and hometown, to: mdolan@cdapress.com

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