A man’s 10-month-old daughter was sitting in her high chair, twisting and moving all over the place.
His wife said to him, “Straighten her up.”
He looked at his little girl and said, “What are you doing with your life? Do you want to be this way forever? It’s time to grow up.”
His wife hasn’t asked him to do anything since.
— A friend
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