Today’s ghastly groaner

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Here are a few groaners to quack up your Tuesday.

What did the duck say to the bartender?

Put it on my bill!

— Lance Wasson, Post Falls

Why do you always take cheese with you when you go duck hunting?

So you can have cheese and quackers!

— Park Kriner, Coeur d’Alene

What happens to a duck when he flies upside down?

He quacks up.

— David Mcguire, Rathdrum

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Thanks for all your jokes! Keep sending them.

Laughter really is the best medicine, so let’s “medicate” together.

Send your best bad, corny, punny jokes. Keep ‘em clean and don’t be mean.

Email your ghastly groaners, with your full name and hometown, to: mdolan@cdapress.com.

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