Today’s ghastly groaner

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A guy is taking his girlfriend to the prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets the tickets. He then goes to rent a limo. The limo rental line is really long but he eventually rents the limo. He goes to buy flowers. The line at the florist is really long, but eventually he gets the flowers. At the prom, his date asks him to go get some punch. He goes to the refreshment table, and there is no punchline.

— Dave Gerber,

Coeur d’Alene

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Laughter really is the best medicine, so let’s “medicate” together.

Send your best bad, corny, punny jokes. Keep ’em clean and don’t be mean.

Email your ghastly groaners, with your full name and hometown, to: mdolan@cdapress.com.

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