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A camel has one hump and a dromedary has two humps.

If they cross-bred the two and the offspring had no humps, what would it be called?

Humphrey.

— Mike Luzynski, Blanchard

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Laughter really is the best medicine, so let’s “medicate” together.

Send your best bad, corny, punny jokes. Keep ’em clean and don’t be mean.

Email your ghastly groaners, with your full name and hometown, to: mdolan@cdapress.com.

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