Today’s ghastly groaner

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A skeleton walks into a bar and says, “Gimme a beer — and a mop.”

— Arlon Rosenoff

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Laughter really is the best medicine, so let’s “medicate” together.

Send your best bad, corny, punny jokes. Keep ’em clean and don’t be mean.

Email your ghastly groaners, with your full name and hometown, to: mdolan@cdapress.com.

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