Today’s ghastly groaner

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At last, a man had his chance to speak with God.

He was elated.

“God, is a thousand years as a day to you?” the man asked.

“Yes,” God answered.

“And is a penny as a million dollars to you?” the man asked.

“Yes,” God answered.

“Well then, could I have a penny?” the man asked.

“Yes,” God answered. “Tomorrow.”

— John Loren Sandford, Hayden

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Laughter really is the best medicine, so let’s “medicate” together.

Send your best bad, corny, punny jokes. Keep ’em clean and don’t be mean.

Email your ghastly groaners, with your full name and hometown, to: mdolan@cdapress.com.

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