Today’s ghastly groaner

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Have you heard of Murphy’s Law?

Yeah.

What is it?

If something can go wrong, it will.

Have you heard of Cole’s Law?

No, what is it?

Thinly sliced cabbage.

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Laughter really is the best medicine, so let’s “medicate” together.

Send your best bad, corny, punny jokes. Keep ’em clean and don’t be mean.

Email your ghastly groaners, with your full name and hometown, to: mdolan@cdapress.com.

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