Today’s ghastly groaner

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At a funeral, a man asks the widow, “May I say a word?”

She nods, yes, and the man stands.

He says, “Plethora,” and sits back down.

“Thanks,” she says. “That means a lot.”

— Tim Hunt, Hayden

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Laughter really is the best medicine, so let’s “medicate” together.

Send us your best bad, corny, punny jokes. Keep ’em clean and don’t be mean.

Email your ghastly groaners, with your full name and hometown, to Maureen Dolan at mdolan@cdapress.com.

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