Today’s ghastly groaner

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Three vampires went into a bar. The bartender asked each one what he wanted. The first vampire said “Blood.” The second vampire said “Blood.” The third vampire said “Plasma.” The bartender said, as he pointed to each vampire, “Let me see if I have this right, blood, blood, and blood lite.”

— Jane Dunkin

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Send your groaners to Maureen Dolan, mdolan@cdapress.com.

Remember: Keep ’em clean and don’t be mean.

Thanks!

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