Gary Finney ó I canít believe you found us out. The LGBT community is only pretending to want equal rights and nondiscrimination in public arenas. Thatís the front, of course. But really, itís all about the bathrooms. The secret agenda is: Gaining access to all bathrooms, all the time.
As the bisexual mother of two children in the Coeur díAlene School District, I only pretend to care about the possible negative side effects of declaring that Iím bisexual in this letter. I donít really worry about my children, or their future freedom from the discrimination I faced as a student at Coeur díAlene High School and North Idaho College. Donít be silly. Iím not worried about whether this statement will affect my ability to be hired as a teacher in the district, or if the next parent-teacher conference I attend is painfully awkward. No, Mr. Finney ó you have nailed it on the head. I want to use the boysí bathroom. I want my kids to attend public school and willy-nilly use any bathroom or locker room they please. I canít believe you saw through our cover story of wanting ďequal rights under the lawĒ or ďto not be bullied to the point of attempting suicide.Ē I just want to watch you pee.
I suppose, now that the truth has been discovered, I shall carry on with my personal LGBT agenda of making dinner for my kids and watching some TV.