n How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit?
He leaves deviled eggs.
n Why was the Easter Bunny upset?
He was having a bad hare day.
n What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel?
An inn-grown hare.
n Why did the bunny build herself a new house?
She was fed up with the hole thing.
n What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
n What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard?
Take him to a pellet court.
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