Today’s ghastly groaner

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n How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit?

He leaves deviled eggs.

n Why was the Easter Bunny upset?

He was having a bad hare day.

n What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel?

An inn-grown hare.

n Why did the bunny build herself a new house?

She was fed up with the hole thing.

n What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs bunny.

n What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard?

Take him to a pellet court.

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Send your groaners to Maureen Dolan, mdolan@cdapress.com.

Keep ’em clean, and don’t be mean.

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