Today’s ghastly groaner

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A man from a circus is pulled over by a police officer for driving too fast.

When he looks inside the car, the officer is shocked. The car is full of big knives.

“What are those big knives doing in your car?” asks the policeman.

“I play with them in a circus,” the man says.

“Oh, really?” says the policeman, who doesn’t believe him. “Let’s see how you do it.”

The man gets out and starts throwing and catching the knives.

Another man, sees this as he drives by.

“Wow,” says the driver to his friend in the passenger seat. “I’m glad I stopped drinking before driving. Look at the tests they’re giving now.”

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Send your groaners to Maureen Dolan, mdolan@cdapress.com.

Keep ’em clean, and don’t be mean.

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